Chris has an unfortunate dress sense. He often turns up for training in an ensemble purchased at a charity shop reject counter. He is improving after intensive support from our club fashion guru (The Chairman) but still has some way to go to reach an acceptable standard. On the pitch, Chris is an affable character who works hard to contribute to his team’s failures. I’m trying to think if he has ever scored but without success. He would, however, win Our Club Biscuit Eating Championship if we had one. One Trick Nick assured us that Chris is a business expert but what does Nick know?
Still on his first wife. Married to a girl from Port Glasgow for almost 40 years. He has been well-trained to deflect the abuse directed at him from club members.
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